M*A*S*H

M*A*S*H is such an amazing show I hate that people don’t give it a chance because they think its for old people.

The 30^th anniversary is on TV and its amazing I love mash. I am not a big fan of the episodes were they are serious but it is so bad ass!!

Fuck “prison break” “lost” and all of those other gay shows that have been on the last 5 years or so they can’t even compare to mash. TV sucks these days I hate it I wish it was more like mash they could learn a few things from the writers of mash.

I hope people will give mash a chance; it’s a show about drunk doctors who make fun of people. Sounds like me and my friends yet they don’t watch mash. I would totally hang out with Hawkeye and BJ or trapper anyone of the side kicks. Get drunk and make fun of people or pull pranks on people that would be awesome.

If anyone reads this that has never watch mashed please do me a favor and watch at least 3 episodes so you can get an idea of how the show works, and get an idea of the way the show is written.

“you’re my kind of girl Nancy…Drunk” Genuise!!!!!!

-Hawkeye

p.s. suicide is painless

I’m bringin somthin back!

I have decided to bring a word back made popular in the 80’s… I think. Everyone is bringing something back from: sexy, to porch monkey, to themselves. I have decided to bring back the word DIRTBAG!

The inspiration for bringing this word back is from a classic 80’s movie that I have fond memories of from my childhood. It has everything a good 80’s movie has: BOOBS, cursing, and my favorite, soundtracks that are overloaded with saxophone solo‘s!

Let me know if you know what I am talking about. I think if Frank reads this he might get what movie I am talking about.

Have a good holiday everyone!!!!!!!!

I was at a bus stop today (what’s new) and a bum invited me to a 13 year old girls birthday party…he told me she was beautiful and the witch burning was tomorrow.

New View on Amy

Man I got some wicked bites on my leg, and they itch like crazy!!

So I was watching CHASING AMY (with commentary on cause I am a geek) tonight, and I have a new found appreciation for the flick. It was always one of FAT SMITH’S least favorite movies of mine.

I don’t know if it’s the fact that I have matured since the last time I watched the movie, (which I doubt) or if I watched the movie with different eyes. Some might say its cause I have been getting shot down by all the gay women I have been trying to pick up on at the gay bars.

One thing I do know is you got to love the dialogue in all of LUNCH BOX’S movies. I would say that he is one of my favorite dialogue writers. Kevin Smith and Quentin Tarantino are masters of dialogue and if I taught a screenwriting class I would analyze that shit to no end.

p.s. I got 1000 buffalo nickels in the mail today that I forgot I ordered a few months ago, I’m rich biatch!!!!

Why why why??

I am about to go to bed and for some reason I have to channel surf, and like always there is something good on, this time its Point Break.

Anyways…I was reading someone else's blog on myspace and noticed something that I hate. There is no way to look intelligent or even cool when you post a comment on some ones page and they end up reposting it five times.

I just noticed that when you type blog in Microsoft Word it is missed spelled. I bet next edition they add that as a word. Let’s see about podcast. Yep miss spelled, and the same with myspace. God, if anyone is reading this I feel sorry for them.

Keanu is about to bust out his knee!!! What a great actor, I predict that he will win an Oscar for best actor by 2010.

p.s. I am so glad the USA beat Japan in the little league world series!!!